Thanks for requesting a sample. All we need from you is your parents' address and your exact condom size... only kidding. You can relax, we will never give your name or address to anyone else, so you will not be receiving erotica catalogs for the rest of your life (if you are disappointed, you can surf the net some more -- you'll be sure to find it elsewhere). Just fill out the brief information below. You also don't have to worry about receiving any embarrassing packages which say "DO NOT BEND: YOUR REQUESTED CONDOM IS ENCLOSED" -- Your sample will be mailed in a discreet envelope.
The offer will be available for a limited time. Only one condom per name or address. We cannot mail to post office boxes, so please use street addresses only. For this offer, you need to be 18 years of age or older. By continuing, this confirms that you are 18 or older. Offer good only in the USA (sorry to you European Net Surfers). Void where prohibited, restricted or taxed. You will receive your sample in 6-8 weeks.